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Break 4 – Bill Maher, best of the rest

March 16, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Pastor John Hagee, a spiritual advisor of John McCain has got a book called Jerusalem Countdown: A Warning to the World. He predicts that Russian and Arab armies will invade Israel and be destroyed by God. Israel will then be the site of a battle between China and the West, and will be led by the Anti-Christ, in his role as the head of European Union! Then Jesus will return and, of course, win.

Why is monotheistic faith better than polytheistic? I mean, either you believe – if you believe in, like, a magic person who can do magic things, why is it different – so different if it’s Superman or the Fantastic Four?

I give God more credit that religious people do. It is so insulting to God that you would imagine him up there reading these petitions, ‘God, please give me a real estate business’.My personal savior is common sense. And as far as God goes, I prefer to believe in one that would want me to use the excellent brain he gave us all.

I was just at the newly opened Creationist Museum in Kentucky…. And they have this exhibit of a giant dinosaur…with a saddle on its back. Because the world is only 5000 years old, so man and the dinosaurs had to coexist, and, of course, we rode them. A theory I thought laughable at the age of eight when I saw it on THE FLINTSTONES!

Previously – Break 1 – Bill Maher’s Best

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Break 3 – George Carlin on ‘it all’

November 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens. [brief pause] See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No. You don’t see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen… ’cause chickens are decent people.

Religion has actually convinced people … that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky … who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do! And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry, forever and ever, ’til the end of time! … But he loves you! … He loves you. He loves you and he needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, all-wise, but somehow – just can’t handle money!

Try explaining Hitler to a kid.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

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Break 1 – Bill Maher’s best on Religion

July 6, 2008 · 3 Comments

If churches don’t have to pay taxes, they also can’t call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that’s one of those services that goes along with paying in. I’ll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain.

“Religion” is a magic word that allows priesthoods to do anything they want to people. The Taliban kept their women in beekeeper suits. The Catholics got away with fucking kids!

They say Islam means peace, and I know to hundreds of millions it does, but it is also a religion that was born a conqueror. From the death of Mohammad in 632 to the Battle of Tours in 732, the army coming out of the Arabian desert “converted” half the world in a only one hundred years, and you don’t do that by handing out flyers and singing “Kumbaya.”

The Catholic Church needs to change its name to Tollhouse Cookies. A new study reveals the tally of Catholic priests who’ve been accused of molestation in the United States is approaching 5,000, which means it’s time to change the name and start over. That’s what Phillop Morris did when their name became synonymous with lung cancer – they became the good people at the Altria company. Kentucky Fried Chicken wanted you to forget the “fried” part and beame KFC. So how ’bout it, Roman Catholic Church – or should I say “RCC”?

In bible there are the words: “I am the way, the truth, and the life: and no man cometh unto the Father but by me.” Not a lot of wiggle room there. Put that next to “There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet,” and it’s pretty much “pick a side.” One lane open on the highway to heaven.

I don’t believe God is a single parent who writes books.

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Superstition, Faith and Governments

July 1, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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How can you differentiate faith from superstition? In a way, aren’t all beliefs, including the faith in god, superstitions? It is not possible to differentiate between faith and superstition and hence enable lawful action on the latter by the government. The populace can be asked to use their reason and intelligence. The society and the organizations in it can try hard to spread that message. That is it.

But this does not mean that governments have not tried to do it. Long ago kings would announce that only their faiths to be true and would attack everything else denouncing them as superstitions. In the middle ages, the Catholic Church cruelly hunted down all faiths and practices that existed before them. The Communist party in the Soviet Union, in the same way, hunted down and made inquisitions against the beliefs that existed before them. If one analyzes these persecutions a bit deeper, one understands that none of these were really for rooting out superstitions. In fact, they were meant to replace old superstitions with new ones. All governments which are made conforming to religious faiths and ideological purity will have their own unquestionable belief systems and practices. Also their own anointed saints and undefendable villains.

That is why it is not advisable that governments should take over the belief-superstition debates. Though a lot of governments across the world do identify themselves with particular beliefs, enlightened modern administrations do not attempt to do this.

Reason tells us that astrology, sorcery and giving offerings in places of worship are superstitions. But you cannot bring a law that man should only go to a place of worship and pray and should not give offerings. Whether to believe in astrology or to give offerings, whether to accept faith healing or prayer healing, whether to go for a pilgrimage are all personal choices. Someone with a rational temperament realizes that the people who do these are getting cheated; even some among the believers know that.

But in a democratic system, one has the right to get cheated.

If you exclude the freedom to say whether they have been cheated once in five years, isn’t democracy itself a system in which people recognize that they are cheated continually but still continue to believe in?

It is when beliefs/superstitions supersede an individual’s right to choose and badly affects the society and others in it that law and government have a role to play. Even today we read about people who give children, sometimes their own children as offerings to goddess Kali. We now have laws to arrest them and charge them for murder. But when similar deeds are done in an idealized pretext of religious beliefs, the civil society and the governing system withdraws, not knowing how to deal with it.

There are gods which ask for the blood of some other children from their children. And not just among the ‘heathen’ gods, but among the ‘true’ monotheistic gods too. When one worships a god which asks a father for his son’s life, when one idolizes the father who does that and then celebrates that old story by taking the lives of lakhs of animals, what type of beliefs does that cause to form in someone who sees this happening from childhood. Is that mind then not a place where someone else who says that innocents are to be killed by god’s orders can sow his seeds?

Not even half of the states in India have banned animal offerings. Among these, the state of Bengal, where Communists have been ruling for thirty years is not there. But the state of Kerala is there in the list though that was due to not due to any enlightened government but due to an old king. During Deepavali, celebrated as a festival of lights, the terrible blood laden sights at the Kali temples of Bengal will shock any civilized mind: the cry of the animals which are dragged on in lines and a goddess which drinks the blood of some of her children. When a philosophy which imagines man living in harmony with the whole of the nature around him exists just a shout away, a pragmatic society does not give the dignity it deserves to an animal .

There have been occasions when governments did get involved when beliefs became outrages on humanity itself. Human offerings, infanticide and sati were all banned by the governments of that time. Though most governments have hesitated to protect Women’s rights against religious beliefs.

When the issue is exploiting superstition for financial gain, the government’s role is more clear. Though no less complex and nuanced. That is because fake sannyasis and spiritual commerce did not start yesterday but have a long history. And it did not just happen on a private level. Chanakya’s Arthashastra describes kings who filled coffers by cheating their citizens using fake sannyasis and making places of worship. To instill belief in non-believers, a prisoner, enticed with a reduced sentence, would be asked to denounce the ‘true faith’ of the kingdom. Then he would be killed later by snakes set on their paths by spies of the king. Thus non-believers are also forced to believe in idols. The Karl Rove of his time, Chanakya wrote these in the section dealing with the methods that a king can use to increase revenue.

This is valid for today’s governments too. Many Modern governments encourage religious pilgrimages, aiming to generate revenue. Big Newspapers and ‘revolutionary’ media channels give horoscopes. Many who write horoscopes in newspapers are not even astrologers. They are desk operators who, like the machines which create new Sudoku puzzles, move around the already set results every week. What to say then of the private spiritual businessmen like astrologers and sorcerers. They too just get paid for the work that they do.

Acquiring wealth in itself is of course not legally wrong. Even when it is done by an astrologer, a sorcerer or any other small scale spiritual businessmen to any guru who heads a large organization. The issue is using illegal methods for acquiring wealth. Different departments of the government like Income Tax and Revenue have got both the power and ability to examine whether wealth has been acquired by illegal means. How transparent these so called religious organizations are in their financial dealings though is not known. If they are not, to make them transparent is the job of these government departments.

The illegal and criminal activities which are done under the cover of spirituality are surely deplorable. But these don’t just happen in the name of spirituality. They happen behind the covers of business, politics and even without any cover. Whatever the pretense or the cover, the law should see crime as crime. And enough laws do exist in the country to deal with such crimes. What is needed is that the government officials whose responsibility it is to deal with these infringements of the law, do so disregarding any cover. It is the job of their bosses, the people who are elected by the people, to ensure that these people work in that way.

But what if the elected representatives themselves work under cover? When they are criminals and murderers? The business of spirituality is deplorable. But still more deplorable is the business of politics. Fake sannyasis cheat only those who go to them and those who they manage to entice. The democracy businessmen suck blood from the whole populace.

(2008 June – Mathrubhumi)

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